I'd rather Starve than Cook!
A cookbook for people who hate to cook
Everybody needs to eat.
Not everyone likes to cook.
“I’d Rather Starve Than Cook!” by Lisa Orban is a laugh‑out‑loud, beginner‑friendly cookbook created for people who hate cooking but still need fast, easy meals. Featuring over 100 simple recipes using minimal ingredients, this cookbook is perfect for busy families, reluctant cooks, college students, and anyone searching for quick dinners, cheap meals, crock‑pot recipes, one‑pan dishes, and no‑stress cooking solutions. Lisa combines real‑life kitchen disasters, witty storytelling, and practical shortcuts to make cooking painless — even for people who avoid the kitchen at all costs. With dump‑and‑go crock‑pot meals, 20‑minute stove‑top recipes, easy oven dinners, budget‑friendly ideas, and holiday dishes that won’t overwhelm you, this cookbook turns “I don’t want to cook” into “I can actually do this.” If you’re looking for a funny, relatable, low‑effort cookbook that makes real food with minimal work, this is the one.


I’d Rather Drink Than Cook Cooler
Ingredients:
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1 can pineapple juice
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1 shot coconut rum
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1 shot peach schnapps
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Splash of club soda
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Ice
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Optional: a cherry, because it makes it look like you tried
Instructions:
Dump everything into a tall glass. Give it a lazy swirl. Drink while staring at your stove with contempt.
























